It Starts Like This, But Really Has Nothing to do With the Rest of This Post

My brain is so fried.
I got out all the usual fixin's for a good ham sandwich.
I even had a beautiful ciabatta bun to put everything on.
Then I slathered some margarine on one end and realized, WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING???
People, I eat mayo & mustard on my ciabatta bun.
This could have been tragic and ruined my lunching experience.
I did not let it do so.
And yes, my ciabatta bun was beautiful.
I have this problem with thinking food is beautiful, but it is, it.just.is.
If you were to look at me right now, you would know that I think food is beautiful and that it's a problem.
So much of a problem that I may in fact start running.
Scratch that I have started- on my parents' treadmill.
But I may start venturing outside...OUTSIDE.
Also, for those of you wondering where the recent pix of me are, haha good luck!
With the love of food being so great I have decided to not take nor post photos of myself.
I know, disappointing.
My facebook pic is about as close as you'll get right now.
Taking that pic was a huge ordeal.
As Steve and I were driving back from Saskatoon, I was bored and decided to do self portraits.
Let's face it, even at this stage in life, it's not a roadtrip without an awkward pic of both of us :)
After a few snaps Steve asked what was taking me so long.
I replied, "I'm trying to find a good angle but my face has NO angles right now!!!"
We both laughed, it was hilarious.
I'm not looking for sympathy comments either.
I have done this to myself and therefore I'm responsible to fix it.
So until it's reasonably fixed this is all you get.